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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[medals]

[ happy birthday this is his card ]

ok enough moping we're going out tonight

ps wear the butt plug xoxo

[broil]

that's very nice of you

i dont really celebrate it though

but i'll wear the buttplug

how did you even find out??

[medals]

i asked the reps

and i'm not asking you to come out, i already reserved a table and hired a stripper

[spoiler the stripper is a lie]

[broil]

wow i'm gonna have to talk to them about my privacy

is the stripper dancing on the table?

[medals]

maybe
maybe there's a giant cake i'll have rolled out and they'll burst out of it

[broil]

yeah but you wouldn't spoil my surprise like that

[medals]

the surprise is that i'm the stripper

[broil]

the real surprise would be if i turned out to be the stripper really

[medals]

not really
that's every friday for you

[broil]

yeah i guess you would know

[medals]

work on your dance moves

[broil]

i'm gonna learn how to twerk upside down against the wall

[medals]

bet you can't

[broil]

only because my ass is nonexistent

[medals]

awwwhh that's not true
you've got a little bit of a bum

[broil]

just enough for a pinch

[medals]

you'll be as cute as that twerking cat video probably

[broil]

there you go calling me a cat again

i thought i gave you lady di to get rid of it

[medals]

i thought you gave me lady di because you like me so much

[broil]

sometimes i GUESS.

[medals]

oh you GUESS
well then i GUESS my school uniforms never seeing the light of day again

[broil]

that's okay i'll just see it at night

[medals]

you wish

[broil]

thus making it your command?

[medals]

i really hate that it's your birthday and i have to be nice to you