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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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john thinks there's someone in this city that's cooler than me

wtf petre i can use 6 different kinds of gun anf shoot a pheasant out of the sky

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well you can't be very cool if you're worried about the opinion of that guy

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well that was the wrong answer

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maybe you're the wrong person!

why do you care about john he wears funny pants

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the right answer was 'you're very cool jem'

i care because someone is cooler than me

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that's just it though, they're not

why would you think someone's cooler than you based on what john says

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ok forget that john said it, pls validate my ego

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i just did

they're not cooler than you

no one is cooler than you

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[well this is the grossest she's ever been]

❤️

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now what else can i do for you

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my ego's been validated, i'm good

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well that wasn't very hard

and i do mean that in more than one way

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i think you're very cool too

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aw thanks

but i knew that already

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oh so you want to hear something you don't know?

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better not be 'i had an orgy'

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no orgies

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good because i would cry probably for the first time in my life

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what if i had a threesome without you

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impossible

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but not heart breaking like an orgy
i see

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well you could just stumble into an orgy
but a threesome needs an invitation
who's trying to take you away from me

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petre we have stumbled into literally every threesome we've had

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how many has it been now

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3

all of them had the same face, we are really fucked up