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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[broil]

[medals]

FUCK

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you don't have a cat of your own so i couldn't break in to take a picture of it

oh well

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life continues to disappoint

but to be fair: are you any different from a cat?

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WOW

why do people keep saying that

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the evidence:

- preening
- you like getting your hair petted
- likes attention
- you have probably licked a person and then immediately bit them
- you probably screech like a fucking banshee in mating season too

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Im leaving you jem

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no you're not

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yes i am

congratulations now you will never get to hear me screech

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it doesnt even look like me!

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well okay

i hope you know your furniture isnt safe anymore

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was it ever really safe though

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well it's not safe from what i'm about to bring now

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very spooky

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hiss

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awhh grumpy
you'll be fine after a head scratch

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behind the ears if you please.

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of course, walnut.

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:3

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cute

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[splintercells]

[Isn't it funny how Cole doesn't reply to that network post about body parts, but he's right there at the door moments after it goes up?

KNOCK KNOCK.]

[broil]

[what. who. Petre isn't expecting anyone - even less now that people are asking him if he eats... other people. So when someone, he's definitely feeling confused. Give him a moment to stare and walk up to see through the spy hole before it swings open.]

... hi?

[splintercells]

[He just barges right in, closing the door behind him and getting nearly nose to nose with Petre before he stops.]

For someone who doesn't want a babysitter, you sure as hell need one most of the time.