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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[medals]

forgve me i shouldneve known yu would be th only one to appreciate rumtieqila

[broil]

of course i would!

now i don't know if i can forgive you

[ineedyou]

no im asking why youre not a prostitute
what the fuck are you doing wasting your time with other employment

[broil]

i'd never agree with my pimp

call it a problem with authority

[ineedyou]

be your own pimp

[broil]

but then i'd have to punch myself for stealing and falling in love with a client

[ineedyou]

ill punch you for you

[broil]

you can't

you're the client

[ineedyou]

oh really
i dont want to pay you

[broil]

that's okay because we love each other

[ineedyou]

aw thats sweet
are you sure were in love

[broil]

of course we are

we're together forever

f o r e v e r

[ineedyou]

idk if im ready for a lifelong stalker

[broil]

are you breaking up with me

[ineedyou]

this is moving too fast and im afraid of commitment

[broil]

oh

well okay then

:(

[a few seconds later]

at least i have a bigger dick

[ineedyou]

:( maybe some day

hahahahah ok king schlong

[broil]

'king schlong'

i accept this title

[ineedyou]

i thought youd enjoy that

1/3

[medals]

:((( petr e

[medals]

petrererrereeeeeeeeee

[medals]

:(

[broil]

I JUST DONT KNOW JEM

you have to make it up to me

[broil]

question is

what would you enjoy

[medals]

im go nna regret this but ok