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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[ex_outofcontrol435]

you sober yet?

[broil]

i am also working at a new job

apparently being sober is a requirement these days

yawn

[ex_outofcontrol435]

fuck you seriously got fired?
try not to feel things about anyone else, man
it obviously ruins your life

[broil]

wow no
i QUIT
because i got a better offer

[ex_outofcontrol435]

okay i'll bite
what's the better offer
where you working now

[broil]

new fetish club
i'm the souvenir shop clerk

[ex_outofcontrol435]

of course you are

look the point is, i need to ask you something
and you're a sarcastic pain in the ass all the time
but you were totally useless when you were drunk
so i figure i'll take my chances sober

[broil]

of course i'm useless when i'm drunk
that's the point of being drunk
but go ahead and ask
i shall pass my wisdom on to you

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[This was a bad idea. But he doesn't want a single drop of romance or soppiness in the answer, and that makes Petre the best candidate.]

how'd you decide you wanted to be with jem
actually dating, in a relationship
not just fucking her

1/2

[broil]

okay bye

[broil]

why did you have to ask THAT
anyway
idk she told me she liked me
i said we might as well be dating
she was like yeah sure
i was like yeah sure
we like each other so it made sense?
we still fuck other people though

[and petre sulks every time jem tells him about it wow]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

look i don't WANT anything sentimental
that's why i asked you
i've already talked to jem and she keeps going awwwwwh
calling me love sick
i can't fucking take it her way anymore

you weren't freaked out at all?
like maybe that's a serious move and you might as well NOT be dating?
why'd dating turn into this inevitable thing if you still fuck around?

[broil]

wow you're going to my girlfriend for love advice
no wonder she thinks you aren't cool

and to answer your lame question
extremely lame question
i like her more than i like other people
and i want her more than i want most people
so that makes her special
it wasn't inevitable wtf

[ex_outofcontrol435]

NO i'm not
she just drags it outta me

did she actually say i'm not cool

oh fuck off, petre
you make it sound so easy but it's not
even if you don't change your mind, she could
what then
you already took the dive
no going back, you just get to face it

[broil]

she doesn't have to tbh

and she isn't changing her mind

[petre you're so special and healthy]

[ex_outofcontrol435]

anyone can change their mind
anyone

[broil]

okay bye

[ex_outofcontrol435]

you can't even face the idea
that's what i'm talking about
this is serious shit and people just keep oohing and awwwing over it

[broil]

what do you want me to say
nothing lasts forever idiot
but you don't think about the inevitable end while it lasts either
otherwise what's the point of it
idiot

[ex_outofcontrol435]

am i really getting a live life to the fullest speech from you

[broil]

i see it more like a 'you're an asshole'
i learned to stop caring about that shit the moment my soul was shipped off to hell
i fucking know what inevitable feels like
think we'd be having this conversation if i was worried about it
not my fault you have issues about being dumped when it hasn't even happened

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[He doesn't respond for so long that it looks like he's pulled an "okay bye."]

fine
i get it

[broil]

good for you
hope it helps you get laid

[ex_outofcontrol435]

getting laid's not the problem
but thanks for that

[broil]

ofc
it's the solution