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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[ex_outofcontrol435]

am i really getting a live life to the fullest speech from you

[broil]

i see it more like a 'you're an asshole'
i learned to stop caring about that shit the moment my soul was shipped off to hell
i fucking know what inevitable feels like
think we'd be having this conversation if i was worried about it
not my fault you have issues about being dumped when it hasn't even happened

[ex_outofcontrol435]

[He doesn't respond for so long that it looks like he's pulled an "okay bye."]

fine
i get it

[broil]

good for you
hope it helps you get laid

[ex_outofcontrol435]

getting laid's not the problem
but thanks for that

[broil]

ofc
it's the solution

[ex_outofcontrol435]

you're the fucking idiot
idiot

[broil]

sigh
also come buy shit from me so i look good

[ex_outofcontrol435]

fetish shop souvenirs

[broil]

yes
next time jem goes aww on you you can throw one at her

[ex_outofcontrol435]

is it actual fetish gear
or like ball gag keychains
t-shirts that say i went to a fetish club and all i got was this sore ass

[broil]

all of the above

[ex_outofcontrol435]

... okay i'll be there

[broil]

sweeeeeeet

[ex_outofcontrol435]

we never had this conversation
got it?
i don't want any "congrats on maybe thinking about commitment" gift baskets

[broil]

that's a shame
you could use the sex toys for that
wait is it rogue??

[ex_outofcontrol435]

NO
fuck
it couldn't be farther from rogue
that's just what happens when i tell you shit

[broil]

oh that would be hilarious though

[ex_outofcontrol435]

that would be a shitstorm
if it'd ever happen, which it wouldn't
we can barely stay friends long enough to keep fucking

[broil]

and?
plenty of relationships are like that
hatesex is great

[ex_outofcontrol435]

and i'm getting it without one
no need to fuck that up
it's working fine
anyway the rogue ship sailed a long time ago
i don't even want her like that anymore

[broil]

so who is iiiiiiiiiiit

[ex_outofcontrol435]

hell no
i didn't tell jem and i'm not telling you
you both like making my life a living hell way too much

[broil]

we make your life a living hell????
okay mr not getting any more threesomes

[ex_outofcontrol435]

ouch
okay fine
not a living hell

still not trusting you with her name