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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[broil]

noooooooooo

though he did just get a haircut
but i didn't say anything bad about it

[medals]

so you're completely innocent

[broil]

ALWAYS.

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HAHA that is the biggest lie you have probably ever told

[broil]

ok fine
but i was innocent this time

[medals]

uh huh.
you should still send the kitten pic
it's very endearing

[broil]

it wouldn't wok he has a dog

[medals]

no one hates kittens, even if they have a dog

[broil]

he does
he has a dark soul jem

[medals]

i bet josé doesn't even hate kittens

[broil]

aw you're right
jose is too cute
i know i'll break into his house
take a picture of jose
photoshop the apology on it

[medals]

or
here's a wild idea
you don't do that and i just ask him for a picture of josé

[broil]

nah too easy

[medals]

please don't break into his house
he might actually shoot you and that would be terrible

[broil]

did you know he actually tried to do that before
came after me to point a gun at my head

[medals]

why?

[broil]

moody as fuck i told you
but i was trying to sort things out with one of his buddies and he did not take it well

[read: grabbed birkhoff like he was about to kidnap him]

[medals]

he has what i have.
you probably


spooked him.

[ptsd life]

[broil]

threatening me with a gun isn't spooking ME?

this icon is my 69th icon and i feel like i've wasted a number

[medals]

can a gun kill you?

)':

[broil]

he didn't know that.

im a failure

[medals]

point taken.

i still love you

[broil]

but enough about me
how DO you feel about that threesome

that's good bc im never leaving

[medals]

smooth recovery there romeo

good staples you down

[broil]

not so smooth deflection jeminy