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" talk to me, baby. "
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no thank you jay leno

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correct me if i'm wrong but you look like you're intent on making me horny

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well.

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and you want it big

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i'm just gonna sext you with pictures of masquerade masks from now on since you're so good at interpreting

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it's like a really artistic sexting roleplay thing

i think we should take it to a gallery

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'what do you think it means, this mask with the huge nose???'
'definitely not size inadequacy'

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it's always penis

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it is with you

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with everyone! it's the recipe to my success. heeey

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adam sandler is gonna play you in your life biopic fyi

i was thinking dicaprio, but i see now it can only be sandler that can really do your sexcapades justice

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jem no

he already did the whole demon from hell thing and it went even worse than expected

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little nicky is exactly what we need here

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well see if he's playing me then i want carmen electra to play you

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why not lindsay lohan

this is a trainwreck biopic, not a mtv tv special

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no you don't get to decide the entire cast i want electra

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you can have electra
but i want johnny depp playing cole in our artsy threesome scene

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only if he does the jack sparrow accent

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fuck

[brb she's dying of laughter]

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that's it that's the movie title

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alternate title is 'why is the vodka gone'

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we've got a success here.

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the porn parody is gonna be great

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what do you mean this isn't already the porn parody