it's not that funny when you're in the middle of it but this this is fucking funny and it was good too
[It was actually a bit weird afterward, hearing her say somewhat nice things to him and just bantering lightly. But he's all about the swagger right now, not the strange emotional entanglements that could lurk behind this.]
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though that would be hilarious too
just a bunch of people watching the soap opera unfold
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but this
this is fucking funny
and it was good too
[It was actually a bit weird afterward, hearing her say somewhat nice things to him and just bantering lightly. But he's all about the swagger right now, not the strange emotional entanglements that could lurk behind this.]
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just raise your hands and say you got nothing to do with her sexual urges
you're just that
hot
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no one here can get it through their heads but fire puns aren't actually funny
they're stupid as fuck for a pyrokinetic
but the rest is basically my plan
i'd be gone by now if she didn't want it
what now bobby?
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deal with it because they won't stop coming
like you apparently
boom
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thanks for the reminder
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just don't come crying to me when you get sore
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you worried i'm gonna forget my first fuck here when i've racked up more?
need to me tell you you're special?
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like you could ever forget me
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you were on me faster than anyone else here
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but it does show good taste on your part
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even if you can't watch
the fireworks are gonna be fucking spectacular
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she barely even likes me
i just mean reporting on the fallout