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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[ranfromnormal]

Okay fine, who ties for first place as your favorite today? You shouldn't have to think carefully about this.

[broil]

you can be my favorite. is that right? do i win?

[ranfromnormal]

you win the very exclusive opportunity at first pick of getting in on the ground floor of the new kink club I'm opening with a friend. I'm going to be playing floor hostess among other things.

We've got all kinds of positions you could fill if you want.

[broil]

hahahaha kink club are you serious

that's amazing

i'm quitting my job right now

[ranfromnormal]

I am totally serious. We're going to do an announcement to offer a VIP pass to whoever comes up with the best name for the place.

but seriously we have uh, bartending jobs and people to watch over the rooms and even a gift shop!! you want to be a clerk and sell people sex toys and lube and things? You can upsell them with I don't know, french ticklers?

[broil]

i want the sex toy job

give mae and harry osborn competition

but i want that vip pass too

[ranfromnormal]

sex toy job is all yours.

as for the vip pass you have to earn that with suggesting a name for the club. You pick the winning name and the pass is yours.

[broil]

whip crème

boom i win

[ranfromnormal]

Takes two votes to win. I'll see what Anders thinks too, hm?

Do you know him yet, by the way?

[broil]

and because i'm vip i count as two right

no idea who that is

should i

[ranfromnormal]

sorry you're pretty important but you don't count as two votes.

Anders counts as vote number two, since he's gonna be the bossman

which means yes, you should know him. don't worry though, you'll like him. he's our kind of people.

[broil]

booooooo

but good that means he'll get shitfaced with us, i approve

[ranfromnormal]

you better believe it

going to see if he'll let us have a wild night pre-opening or something. our own little vip party

[broil]

awesome he's hired

you are definitely my #1 right now btw congratulations

[ranfromnormal]

that's totally going on my resume if I ever switch jobs.

"Was once Petre's favorite person for the day, even above himself."

[broil]

you might need me to sign that for you, no one will believe it

[ranfromnormal]

would you please

in glitter pens

maybe a dick drawing?

or do you occasionally try to feign having more dignity when signing serious and very very important legal documents?

[broil]

do i look like i feign having more dignity like ever

[ranfromnormal]

Then I expect glitter, dick drawings, and absolutely filthy language.

so, your usual please and thank you.

[broil]

your wish is my command

c=3

[ranfromnormal]

awww it's so cute and little

[broil]

unlike mine

heeeey

[ranfromnormal]

heeeey

picture proof is required post haste

[broil]

why picture when you can get the real thing

[ranfromnormal]

Posterity? Because I was under the assumption guys love taking dick pics and can and will be send them at the barest show of interest?

But yes the real thing is good too. Shall I pop by then?