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aren't dares usually something i wouldn't wanna do

i'm daring you not to have sex for 24 hours
so i mean if you want to

let me guess i do that while you have your threesome

no, sulky.
but if you manage it i will do whatever you want.

are you absolutely sure about that

yeah bc you won't make it

you do realize i don't have sex every single day right

well that sounds fake

but okay
a more reasonable dare is a week. if you manage a week, i'll do whatever you want :)

[petre you just fucked yourself over]

what no you can't just change the dare on me

yes i can, you just helpfully pointed out the first ones useless
:)

well that's your fault for not knowing me better than that

i made a realistic assumption based on your personality tbh

and now you must deal with it

nah you do
for a week

just think of the one thing you want me to do the most and how in one week it could be yours

but it's already mine

really