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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[broil]

Of course I am. You're always attacking me.

[ WAAAhhh ]

[medals]

Oh, I guess I'll get dressed and head home then. Don't want you feeling attacked tonight.

[broil]

See, that would totally be an attack.

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[a beat] Does valium work on demons?

[broil]

It sure does.

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Go take some and pull some chill out of your arse.

[broil]

Okay, baby.

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Phone me when you're done, maybe I'll think about staying.

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It'd be a shame if you left me with all the snacks I'm gonna have when I get home.

[medals]

-- What kind of snacks?

[broil]

I can't even name them all. How many brands of chocolate are there again?

[medals]

A lot. Awh, babe, it really means a lot to me that you know and understand that I'd rather eat all that chocolate than sleep with you. You're the best.

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[broil]

Aw, babe, it's really cute that you think you'll get any without giving me something first.

[medals]

The fuck are you talkin' about? I'm gracing you with my presence.

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Yeah, and your presence includes your boobs!

[medals]

You have to earn boob privileges.

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Oh, well, I guess I'll just give up and eat the chocolate myself.

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You don't even eat chocolate.

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Sounds like a good time to start.

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I hate you.

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That's not getting you any points.

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I came over to be nice to you and now you're keeping chocolate from me.

[broil]

You got mean.

[medals]

You started it.

[broil]

Still mean.