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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[splintercells]

Just answer it

[broil]

hmmmmm

well it's a tough one

you look like you're in your thirties but you act like you're having a mid-life crisis

which is me saying you gotta chill

[splintercells]

That's barely an answer.

[But he'll take it.]

Haven't really got a lot of experience with "chilling," you know.

[broil]

what, you wanted a specific number?

lots of room to chill here, so start learning.

[splintercells]

That was the idea, yeah.

[broil]

ughhhh i'm so bad at this

ok you go first how old do you think i am

[splintercells]

Younger than anyone I spent time with in 2015, that's gonna throw me off.

But 25?

[broil]

dude! i'm 22

[huge difference petre whoa]

but fine i guess, you look........36?

[splintercells]

[Not a huge difference there either, but it's in the wrong direction. And another kick in the face.]

Alright.

[broil]

sooooooooooo?

what's this about

[splintercells]

Nothing. Just curious.

[Worst liar even with no non-verbal cues.]

[broil]

bullshit

take two

[splintercells]

[Don't do it. Don't open up.]

What'd you think when you first saw that Harry guy?

[Oh what the hell. At least this is someone with a similar experience, even if he's actually fabricated devilspawn.]

[broil]

wowwww what is it with you people and just avoiding everything i ask

i was pissed off

everybody i met kept thinking i was him

[splintercells]

I was getting to it.

But you've got different colored hair. How'd they miss that?

[broil]

how the hell should i know

[splintercells]

I thought me and Birkhoff were identical.

[broil]

[haha... right... not telling cole he's been snooping around to figure out where he lives.]

and you aren't?

[splintercells]

No.

That's it. That's all it was.

[broil]

oh ok i get it

who's bigger

[splintercells]

You need help with that obsession. It wasn't our dicks.

[broil]

a helping hand, even

what was it then

[splintercells]

He's

healthy

[Just the tip of the iceberg, but it's a good start.]

[broil]

and you're not?

[splintercells]

He never starved most of the way to death. He probably never even slept outside for the hell of it. He worked at a damn computer.