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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[medals]

i love these conversations, they really give me time to think about the important stuff in my life
like
'have we ever been sticky after sex except for that one time with cole?' and 'does chocolate flavoured lube exist??'

i can tell you that chocolate flavoured condoms exist though

[broil]

wait wait wait
are you finally acknowledging we had sex with cole
and are you really wondering if chocolate flavored lube exists

[medals]

did you think i was blocking it from my memory
yes??? if it exists i need to know it tastes like real chocolate not fake chocolate

[broil]

you were blocking it from your heart
what does fake chocolate taste like??

[medals]

true for two days after it
i am at peace with it

it tastes like advent calendar chocolate petre

[broil]

so that means we should do it again right

[just pulling your leg jem. or is he.]

oh. well don't count on a lot of research placed into the accuracy of flavored lube

[medals]

do you want to
i feel like we should at least send him a thank you card first to be polite.

[is she fucking with you?? it is a mystery]

life is full of disappoints :(

[broil]

yeah... never mind
i think he's pissed at me anyway

we'll just look for other flavors

[medals]

'you think'

[broil]

what does that mean

[medals]

you think he's pissed at you or you know he is

[broil]

see i'm not sure
he's moody as fuck

[medals]

he'll probably get over it if you let him settle

or

send him this: IMG878.jpg

[broil]

aw i love the manipulatively cute apology cards

but why am i apologizing

[medals]

is he in the wrong

[broil]

well i didn't do anything
i called him over to talk about some shit and then he just left when i finally cheered up
rude

[medals]

did you make fun of his stubble?

[broil]

noooooooooo

though he did just get a haircut
but i didn't say anything bad about it

[medals]

so you're completely innocent

[broil]

ALWAYS.

[medals]

HAHA that is the biggest lie you have probably ever told

[broil]

ok fine
but i was innocent this time

[medals]

uh huh.
you should still send the kitten pic
it's very endearing

[broil]

it wouldn't wok he has a dog

[medals]

no one hates kittens, even if they have a dog