no it's so bad she showed up from a time when they were still together and he's from the future and hooked up with her friend in the meantime dumbass didn't tell her before they met up
fuuuuuuuuck so she gets dumped, loses her virginity to the other guy well the boyfriend didn't fuck her so i guess that's just one point against him right there
she had killer skin literally couldn't touch someone without draining their life
he got sick of it, which of course he said he never would because he is the almighty perfect bobby drake who doesn't get that promises like that'll make you a bigger asshole when you can't keep them
oh trust me she's gonna do that part that was the whole point of it she'll throw it right back in his face and i'm dying to see what he has to say how he makes this his business
i'll report back, but i doubt rogue's in this for an audience just rubbing it in his face and it's gonna make her feel way worse she'll never get a reaction out of him he's still determined to be the greatest guy in the world
it's not that funny when you're in the middle of it but this this is fucking funny and it was good too
[It was actually a bit weird afterward, hearing her say somewhat nice things to him and just bantering lightly. But he's all about the swagger right now, not the strange emotional entanglements that could lurk behind this.]
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it was my best friend's newly ex-girlfriend
her first time, too
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but you did take her virginity so i guess that makes you unholy now
congratulations satan approves
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she showed up from a time when they were still together
and he's from the future and hooked up with her friend in the meantime
dumbass didn't tell her before they met up
i'm doing good work here
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so she gets dumped, loses her virginity to the other guy
well the boyfriend didn't fuck her so i guess that's just one point against him right there
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literally
couldn't touch someone without draining their life
he got sick of it, which of course he said he never would
because he is the almighty perfect bobby drake
who doesn't get that promises like that'll make you a bigger asshole when you can't keep them
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wonder what that would do to me
so you were left to pick up the pieces
what happens now? rub it in his face?
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never been so sick in my life
with the fire pulled right outta me
i never wanted her to touch me again
but anything's possible in eudio
i want him to come to me though
i wanna know he heard about it from someone else
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she's gonna do that part
that was the whole point of it
she'll throw it right back in his face and i'm dying to see what he has to say
how he makes this his business
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can i watch
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just rubbing it in his face
and it's gonna make her feel way worse
she'll never get a reaction out of him
he's still determined to be the greatest guy in the world
asshole
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though that would be hilarious too
just a bunch of people watching the soap opera unfold
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but this
this is fucking funny
and it was good too
[It was actually a bit weird afterward, hearing her say somewhat nice things to him and just bantering lightly. But he's all about the swagger right now, not the strange emotional entanglements that could lurk behind this.]
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just raise your hands and say you got nothing to do with her sexual urges
you're just that
hot
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no one here can get it through their heads but fire puns aren't actually funny
they're stupid as fuck for a pyrokinetic
but the rest is basically my plan
i'd be gone by now if she didn't want it
what now bobby?
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deal with it because they won't stop coming
like you apparently
boom
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thanks for the reminder
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just don't come crying to me when you get sore
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you worried i'm gonna forget my first fuck here when i've racked up more?
need to me tell you you're special?
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like you could ever forget me
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you were on me faster than anyone else here
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but it does show good taste on your part
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