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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[broil]

Cool, I needed a twentieth in the house.

[medals]

Uh huh. Shut up a second so I cam take a picture.

[a momentary pause and then this very nsfw image don't open in front of your mom]

[broil]

[ there's a pause as well, and a low whistle once he sees the picture. ]

You look good, baby. I appreciate the effort you had to make to put that on, too.

[ you love me... ]

[medals]

D'you really? It did take a while.

[broil]

I almost feel bad that it's gonna take me a second to get it off you.

[medals]

Well, actually. The nice thing about this is that you don't have to take it off.

[broil]

So I get to appreciate two works of art?

[medals]

Did you just call me a work of art?

[broil]

Did you just imply I don't have the good taste to know it?

[medals]

No, I was being cautiously flattered. You're so defensive, Petre.

[broil]

Of course I am. You're always attacking me.

[ WAAAhhh ]

[medals]

Oh, I guess I'll get dressed and head home then. Don't want you feeling attacked tonight.

[broil]

See, that would totally be an attack.

[medals]

[a beat] Does valium work on demons?

[broil]

It sure does.

[medals]

Go take some and pull some chill out of your arse.

[broil]

Okay, baby.

[medals]

Phone me when you're done, maybe I'll think about staying.

[broil]

It'd be a shame if you left me with all the snacks I'm gonna have when I get home.

[medals]

-- What kind of snacks?

[broil]

I can't even name them all. How many brands of chocolate are there again?

[medals]

A lot. Awh, babe, it really means a lot to me that you know and understand that I'd rather eat all that chocolate than sleep with you. You're the best.

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[broil]

Aw, babe, it's really cute that you think you'll get any without giving me something first.

[medals]

The fuck are you talkin' about? I'm gracing you with my presence.

[broil]

Yeah, and your presence includes your boobs!