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" talk to me, baby. "
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[medals]

i feel in my bones that is his future and i'm jealous


this is terrible i don't even know him

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shit

jem

shit

he owns oscock

it's only the beginning

i mean look at mae her hair is cotton candy anyway

[medals]

if i befriend him now how much chocolate do you think i can get for free

[broil]

well i don't know about that

but you might get a shitload of dildos

we could use those

[medals]

don't crush my dreams petre

i'd settle for chocolate flavoured lube probably

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'settle'

there is no 'settling' in sex

[medals]

there is when i'm not getting real chocolate :(

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well gee fine i'll melt some chocolate for you

[medals]

this is why you are my favourite person

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can it be on my dick though

[medals]

are you sure you really want pour chocolate on your dick

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i can totally handle hot chocolate on my dick

[medals]

but it's messy

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thats why you gotta clean it up

heeeey

[medals]

okay, but when you're in the shower complaining about chocolate ?? your idea

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i accept all the consequences and awesomeness

[medals]

you're gonna be sticky as fuck, you walnut.

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i'm used to that really

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tmi

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how is it tmi we've had sex

[medals]

i love these conversations, they really give me time to think about the important stuff in my life
like
'have we ever been sticky after sex except for that one time with cole?' and 'does chocolate flavoured lube exist??'

i can tell you that chocolate flavoured condoms exist though

[broil]

wait wait wait
are you finally acknowledging we had sex with cole
and are you really wondering if chocolate flavored lube exists

[medals]

did you think i was blocking it from my memory
yes??? if it exists i need to know it tastes like real chocolate not fake chocolate

[broil]

you were blocking it from your heart
what does fake chocolate taste like??

[medals]

true for two days after it
i am at peace with it

it tastes like advent calendar chocolate petre