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[broil]

" talk to me, baby. "
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[broil]

[ hmmmmmmm ]

Get you a man who can do both.

[medals]

D'you know one? [ahahahahah] You've got a present waiting for you at home.

[broil]

Like I'd tell you. [ no sharing. There's another drag. ] What kind of present?

[medals]

That's rude. We're supposed to be sharing everything. [foolish] Want me to take a picture?

[broil]

Uh-huh.

[ like he doesn't know u bein shady. Ho ]

Sure, I could use some nudes. New nudes. Newdes, get it?

[medals]

Who said it's nudes, hmm?

[broil]

You, every time you asked if I wanted pictures.

[medals]

Well that's a lie. Sometimes I sent you pictures of Lady.

[broil]

But you don't have Lady anymore.

[medals]

Could've bought you a bottle of vodka.

[broil]

Cool, I needed a twentieth in the house.

[medals]

Uh huh. Shut up a second so I cam take a picture.

[a momentary pause and then this very nsfw image don't open in front of your mom]

[broil]

[ there's a pause as well, and a low whistle once he sees the picture. ]

You look good, baby. I appreciate the effort you had to make to put that on, too.

[ you love me... ]

[medals]

D'you really? It did take a while.

[broil]

I almost feel bad that it's gonna take me a second to get it off you.

[medals]

Well, actually. The nice thing about this is that you don't have to take it off.

[broil]

So I get to appreciate two works of art?

[medals]

Did you just call me a work of art?

[broil]

Did you just imply I don't have the good taste to know it?

[medals]

No, I was being cautiously flattered. You're so defensive, Petre.

[broil]

Of course I am. You're always attacking me.

[ WAAAhhh ]

[medals]

Oh, I guess I'll get dressed and head home then. Don't want you feeling attacked tonight.

[broil]

See, that would totally be an attack.

[medals]

[a beat] Does valium work on demons?

[broil]

It sure does.