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" talk to me, baby. "
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kieren's got an american twin.

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oh.

there's a universe where i'm not a demon and i can turn into a chick

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wait what

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yep

this girl knows me but i have no fucking clue who she is

i feel kinda violated tbh

so your brother has a transuniversal twin too

why american though

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is it you you or like another harry osborn deal?

it's so weird petre. he opens his mouth and it's american?
it's fucking me up.

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nope, it's me

same name, same story, completely different circumstances

what's his name

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that's fucked up.

noah. his name's noah.

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sure is

what's his story

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at least you're not american?

dunno. he's into magic?

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'into magic' like what

like a kink or something

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no, like they're interested in it?
he was asking about ley lines.

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??

what are those

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a line of magic apparently

i thought the undead would prepare me for anything but here we are at wtf and ????

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undead clones

who knew

does your brother have anyone that'll get awkward fast

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his boyfriend
and whoever gave him the massive hickey a few weeks ago

but he's american so maybe it'll be okay. kieren sounds like a tiny polite northern rabbit.

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wasn't me

well he's got that going for him
but i have an accent and bleached hair and people still thought i was harry so

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i know

for shame! your fringe is not nearly as sweeping or funny as his

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it is really fucking funny

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have you seen the willy wonka remake

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shit i have

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i feel in my bones that is his future and i'm jealous


this is terrible i don't even know him

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shit

jem

shit

he owns oscock

it's only the beginning

i mean look at mae her hair is cotton candy anyway

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if i befriend him now how much chocolate do you think i can get for free

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well i don't know about that

but you might get a shitload of dildos

we could use those

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don't crush my dreams petre

i'd settle for chocolate flavoured lube probably