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" talk to me, baby. "
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a line of magic apparently

i thought the undead would prepare me for anything but here we are at wtf and ????

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undead clones

who knew

does your brother have anyone that'll get awkward fast

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his boyfriend
and whoever gave him the massive hickey a few weeks ago

but he's american so maybe it'll be okay. kieren sounds like a tiny polite northern rabbit.

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wasn't me

well he's got that going for him
but i have an accent and bleached hair and people still thought i was harry so

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i know

for shame! your fringe is not nearly as sweeping or funny as his

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it is really fucking funny

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have you seen the willy wonka remake

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shit i have

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i feel in my bones that is his future and i'm jealous


this is terrible i don't even know him

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shit

jem

shit

he owns oscock

it's only the beginning

i mean look at mae her hair is cotton candy anyway

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if i befriend him now how much chocolate do you think i can get for free

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well i don't know about that

but you might get a shitload of dildos

we could use those

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don't crush my dreams petre

i'd settle for chocolate flavoured lube probably

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'settle'

there is no 'settling' in sex

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there is when i'm not getting real chocolate :(

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well gee fine i'll melt some chocolate for you

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this is why you are my favourite person

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can it be on my dick though

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are you sure you really want pour chocolate on your dick

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i can totally handle hot chocolate on my dick

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but it's messy

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thats why you gotta clean it up

heeeey

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okay, but when you're in the shower complaining about chocolate ?? your idea

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i accept all the consequences and awesomeness

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you're gonna be sticky as fuck, you walnut.